It’s the ankle!

It turns out that my ankle is the source of all of my problems. I’m exaggerating a little, but not a lot. I was looking at my left ankle and realized it was a little swollen. Then I thought about it, and concluded that my ankle is always swollen. Here’s something weird. I recently dreamed […]

A Plan for This Week

I’ve got a plan for this week. I’m trying to make the muscle spasms in my legs stop by increasing my exercise time, and adding a magnesium supplement. If things don’t improve I’ll have to go to the doctor and see if she wants to test me for MS. I’m really scared that I might […]

Daily Prompt: Shape up or Ship Out

Write a letter to the personality trait you like least, convincing it to shape up or ship out. Be as threatening, theatrical, or thoroughly charming as is necessary to get the job done. I had trouble thinking of a personality trait of mine that I don’t like, so I Googled the words “personality traits” and […]

I’m not an FBI agent, but I want to play one on tv

I was going to write about the strange guy I saw at Steak ‘n Shake tonight. He was particularly nerdy. I say this because he was wearing shorts with long black socks. He was eating alone, which isn’t weird in and of itself. When I was single, I sometimes ate by myself in restaurants. It […]

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