I’m a week late with this one, but here it is anyway.
If you tell me that denial is a river in Egypt, I’ll laugh and walk away. I understand your desire to make this kind of joke. You’re a fan of the classic radio shows. You loved it when the contents of Fibber McGee’s closet spilled out. You secretly want to find a wife who is as ditsy as Gracie Allen pretend to be on the Burns and Allen show. Do you understand that it was all fantasy?