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Hack your existence

Hey, you’re chewing gum wrong! Tie your shoes like this and get happy. Your orgasms could use a refresh. Don’t drink juice while looking at a bird, unless it’s a cockatiel, but only on Thursdays.  Can’t get along with your boss? Blame your pants! Talk to your milk to get stronger bones. Did mice cause […]

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